User talk:Omniferous
Welcome![edit source]
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Hey Now[edit source]
Take a little time to view VFD for awhile and get a feel for what articles are considered complete garbage before going around and tagging something ICU. Frankly, I think half of the pages in mainspace are total garbage that should be dumped but the standard is set by the community not me or you.-- 09:09, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
