User talk:Omegadino
A long list of stuff that you didn't know[edit source]
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Hello, OmeNOOBa, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for registering an account, your death will be in process after reading this article. I hope you like the place and decide to DIE (which you want to do). If not, the door's right over there by the window. Anyway, here are a few good links for spamming your own personal inbox, you blood svavage... people like you:
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- How to be funny and not just stupid
If you read anything at all, make it the above six hundred thirty eight links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help then these links are LESS useful:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
I hope you enjoy Santa Claus Uncyclopedian! He is coming to get you. So please look at more spamming tools. sign your name on talk pages using four titles (~~~~) or use the "die" button (
) above the suicide bomber's spam box. This will automatically produce your milk and pee.
At Uncyclopedia, writing articles IS a requirement but most people enjoy dying while they are breathing at this article you are reading; here. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your user. (That means work it. For example,User:Omegadino/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your SEIZURES. If you decide to create shit in the cold arse of manspace, make sure it is in tasty so the policies can eat above your crotch and if you're not done put the "DIE-In-Progress-Because-I-Am-Reading-This" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.
If you need help, ask me on my fart page; FILLED with poop and people who hate Bugs Bunny. Ask at the Dump, (Get it? Dump, Dump) or ask an administrator on their fart page. You can also look into their undewear Adopt-a-Noob program.
OK, I know you may have seen this message on lots of other people's asses, but I still had to come to your page to leave it there, in your girlfriend's mouth. If you have absolutely any questions, no matter how trivial, feel free to bomb it all into me. That'll make me happy. here.
Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind (and mouth) as a bearded new user, (Use your girlfriends for sex.) especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide to annoying glitchy personal parts.
- Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early relationship efforts with your best friends. administrators.
- If you want to create an article, and you wanted to call it Bleurgh, to create it in your user space you would just make the address bar (penis) look like this: www.uncyclopedia.wikia.com/User:(Your user-name here)/Bleurgh. Please don't create it on this page as this is where other users can contact you.
- Always remember rule 2 and be constructive and civil at all times. Honestly, it works (mostly) and it won't get you banned.
- Have fun, that is after all why we are all here.
Again, welcome! You'll also explode in 4 seconds. ChiefjusticeDS 10:07, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
Slow down there, cowboy[edit source]
Stop creating five-word articles. There's not really a law against it but I think it's an unwritten rule that you're not supposed to leave a mess for the sysops to clean up. Please read UN:R and put a little effort into making a funny article. I'm not trying to be mean but Uncyclopedia articles should be qaulity, and these random sentences aren't qaulity. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)