User talk:Oasis240
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Hi Oasis240! Welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank yew for your contributions. I hope yew like the place and decide to stay.
Yew might be thinking this is a robotic welcome with no heart into it...
well, if so, ywr wrong ^^
every welcoming I give to uncyclopedia I put my heart into,
and even if i just use the template, I put alot into making it.
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