User talk:Nick Em
Welcome![edit source]
Hi. My name's Nick (Well, it's really Adam but that's my nickname). I am a [boy] and like [random stuff]. My other favourite website is H2G2.com because of the stuff you can post in it. I also enjoy philosophy, quotes, books and obviously comedy.
Please read my entries on [Business], [hAPPY cAPSLOCK tHURSDAY], [Human nature] and [whatever the hell else I've posted]
Uber Welcome!!![edit source]
Hello, Nick Em, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for n00bs:
- About Uncyclopedia
- Beginner's Guide
- The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to be funny and not just stupid
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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome! —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 06:52, 30 June 2006 (UTC)