User talk:Newze rules
On holiday, ahh those were the days![edit source]
Oh yes, we had a great time on holiday didn’t we? You didn’t tell your wife about our secret affair did you? I suggest you leave that article alone now. Another “high up” user suggested me to do that. He warned me that some kind of drama could emerge. Weri long wang 21:42, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
- Wasn’t I supposed to mention it?! Newze rules 21:47, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Re: images[edit source]
External images (those not hosted by Uncyclopedia) can only be displayed at full size. If you'd like to upload your image, you may do so by clicking "Upload file" in the Toolbox menu at your left. However, we already have an extremely similar image on our site (Image:Noodledoodle bg3.jpg), so I would recommend you use that instead unless you loathe the font.
To shrink down an uploaded image and properly align it: [[Image:MyImage.jpg|width=150px|align=right]]
If you need more help, please use Forum:Help. --Algorithm 03:21, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks for that. Newze rules 12:15, 8 March 2007 (UTC)