User:Newze rules

This user is a Kiwi …and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!

I’ve been writing some daft nonsensical articles on some silly site called “Wikipedia”, which you’ve probably never heard of, but now I can finally write some sensible articles on a genuine encyclopedic website. (Even though I’m off to a bumpy start - it seems that this page has its own version of Rhobite!)

I’m hoping to write about my wonderful scientific hypotheses on this site. Some are my own, some are borrowed from the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti monster, but they’re just as valid and just as amazing as each other!