User talk:NewYinzer66

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Welcome!

Hello, NewYinzer66, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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How did you not get welcomed sooner?

Also, about your page up on VFD - Code Geass. It might go either way at the moment, but here's a couple of tips:

1. The {{construction}} tag is good protection for articles that you've started and mean to do more work on. An admin will only delete an article with one of those on if there's been no edits for 7 days (unless people try to take advantage of that, of course!)
2. However, and even better way to ensure an article doesn't get killed before it has time to blossom is to write it in your userspace. Start the article in your own space like this: User:NewYinzer66/Code Geass then move it to mainspace when it's ready (and preferrably had a good review).
3. If it does get deleted, ask an admin to recreate it for you and move it to your userspace as detailed above. Most admins are happy to do this if you ask nicely enough.

Don't get disheartened that your article isn't doing too well - many of the best users on here started off writing VFD worthy crap before learning the ropes. Keep pluggin' away! Hope this helps. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:24, 6 December 2007 (UTC)