User talk:Nerd42/mybeef

Many of the opening sentences of articles around here that some people think were part of the original pages were, in fact, written by me.

Take, for example, the introduction to Uncyclopedia:About:

"Unicyclopedia is the official encyclopedia of Unicycles. It has all the information on unicycles that you will ever need. (But if you ever need any more, you can just add it because it's a wiki.) Unicyclopedia is a place for unicycle enthusiasts to share all their greatest unicycle secrets! Go 1 Wheelers!!! Read more."

And also, the introduction to UnNews:About:

UNNews is the official news source of the United Nations, providing the latest up-to-the-minute information on international relations between member countries. It is written from a unique PNPOV or "Peacenik Point Of View) which cannonizes our dedication to world Communist domination peace. [1]

UNews is the world's up-to-the-minute source of embarassing information about You. As we say here at UNews, "That's what puts the "U" in "News"!!".

UniNews is the official site for news about Unicycles, Unicorns, Unisex, and pretty much anything else that you can care to think of that starts with 'Uni'.

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OK, well maybe there aren't any sites like those yet, but rest assured that one day there will be. The Internets demand it.

UnNews, on the other hand, is a page dedicated to spreading misinformation and utter lies... Read more

I am, in fact, a rather good contributor. But because I did some stupid things when I first started editing, no article I write will ever be featured. Go ahead, try and nominate one. It'll end up on VFD instead no matter how freaking good it is. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!! --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 21:18, 14 December 2006 (UTC)