User talk:Murraytheb

Welcome!

Hello, Murraytheb, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your seemingly helpful contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the elevator going down's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you (yes you): Beginner's Guide Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends How to be funny and not just stupid If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia How to get started editing on uncyclopedia Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Murraytheb/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. If you want to write and don't know where to begin, browse our pages needing an overhaul and concocted categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in! If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Village Dump, or ask an Administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!

 

Ah, what he ^ said. Anyway, welcome and such; if you need any help, feel free to ask. (I can even explain the difference between Userspace and Mainspace if you like.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 Jan 2010 ~ 07:41 (UTC) --iseditor.user ^Comments/_Criticism 04:11, 10 November 2008 (UTC)