User talk:Mrs Goggins Trophy
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Please contact me on my talk page. This user page will remain locked until that time. ~ Mordillo where is my FLYING FUCK? 18:45, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
- Hya. There seems to be a big mess in your userpage, I saw at least three accounts editing it, so wanted to understand what's this all about - were they vandals, sockpuppets etc. Care to explain? Thanks. ~ Mordillo where is my FLYING FUCK? 06:24, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
- All right. Try to edit it while being logged on, usually multiple editors to a userpage indicate vandal activity. Thanks. ~ Mordillo where is my FLYING FUCK? 14:16, 15 January 2008 (UTC)