User talk:MonkeyInMyFridge/WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!

a note

due to how Uncyclopedia (and wikimedia in general), the part behind the text (the background) is a separate element from the foreground, that overlays it and has al the body text on it. I believe it is labeled as ".mw-body" in the code, but you can't do a ton about it unless you make a custom .css styles page for that specific page. ONE trick you can do is add a skin though. Check out this page that I made a while back: Tax fraud. It uses a skin change plus a lot of sneaky css to get things to divert from how wikimedia likes them to be. You could theoretically make that background change too, but you'd need to integrate that color switching bit into the existing css (and ignore all the fluff if you don't want it). I can look into trying to set that up properly for you, but you'll have to give me a bit to figure it out. MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 15:53, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

GOT IT! here:

<skin>monobook</skin>{{#css: body, #content, #bodyContent { background-image: none; animation: bgPulse 2s infinite; } #sidebar, .pBody { display: none; } .mw-parser-output a.external { background-image: none; } @keyframes bgPulse { 0%, 100% { background-color: black; } 50% { background-color: red; } } }}
this seems to work relatively well. You can test it with and without the skin, and see what happens. As is, it leaves a tiny black border on the screen which is annoying, but it gets the body to change colors as well! MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 15:58, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

no wait that's all silly. Here:

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Mauris ac lorem nec mi ullamcorper vestibulum. Vivamus commodo finibus rutrum.

<skin>Minerva</skin> {{#css: body, #content, #bodyContent { background-image: none; animation: bgPulse 2s infinite; animation-timing-function: ease; } @keyframes bgPulse { 0%, 100% { background-color: black; } 50% { background-color: red; } } }}

replace the Lorem Ipsum text with yours. MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 16:04, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

kthx Fridge Monkey (talk) 17:57, 26 February 2026 (UTC)