User talk:MissChief

Well hello there boyyyyyzzzzzzzzz

Dont get too excited you dirty old hetty blokes: I'm not really a lay-dee but I was just amused at the idea of the word play so hence the slightly feminine nom-de-plumb.

Welkum!

Hello, Miss Chief, or misrster chief (I'm konfuzed), and welkum to Uncyclopedia! Pleez exkuuz my pore spelling, I'm only three and sumtimes haf diffikulty with this srort of thing. Thank yew for your kontribootions. I hope you lieke the place and deside to stay, but if yew don't liek it...the dore's rite over there...a litttltle more to the leftf...yeah. Anyway, heer ar a few guid lines for nuublets:

• The Begginners's Guyde
• How to be funny and not just stoopid

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• Abowt Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
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If yew need help, ask mee on my talk pag, or ask at the Dump. Agen, welcome! --THE 17:41, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Anal Street

I've placed a copy of your article in your userspace here which will allow you to edit away without danger of deletion. Thanks for the kind words about my work, its always nice to be appreciated. :)

If you're looking to improve your article I'd have a look to add a few images (try to make them 250px wide, and include a catchy and witty comment beneath) as that will always help make an article look more....well, articley.... Also, don't go overboard with lists, people as a rule hate them, so if you can expand bits like the historical section that too will help with the formating (which I think is as important in making a nice article as the jokes are!)

By the way, I changed the title to the more obvious Anal Street and added a link to the Wikipedia article (just in case people don't get what its about)...so, are you just down the East Lancs then? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)