User talk:Mikey Ramone
All hope abandon, ye who enter here. . . Just kidding...[edit source]
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my cat!
Hey Hey There Mikey! It's yo boi K19D holding it down in this bizzzaatttttccchhh! .... I know. I'm Wierd. Don't Tell me.
K19D, it's "weird," not "wired." Wired means you're wire to blow up or with a hidden mic.
...Touche.
Told ya.
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG.
I need something better to do.
-Redgards, Exan "WTF" Revile
Why must you stretch my Screen? *facepalms*