User talk:Mazman343405

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(Bonner) (Talk) Jun 3, 15:58

American Airlines

The best place to go if you want an article reviewed is Pee Review as the good people there will happily review your article and give you pointers on how to make it better. I had a quick look over your article and it looks like it's shaping up pretty well. You need to add some links to other articles though, as it's a little of a deadend at the moment. (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 12, 10:33

pee review test

Humour:	7	Probably the most important, article-wise. How funny is it? Why is it funny? How can it be funnier? Suggestions for improvement and highlights of specific problems are very helpful.
Concept:	9	How good an idea is behind the article? Is it original with lots of potential? Could the concept be expanded and in what way?
Prose and formatting:	8	The writing style, spelling, grammar, layout and overall appearance. Is it written in an encyclopedic style? If not, are there good reasons for this? Does the voice work?
Images:	5	How are the images? Are they relevant, with good quality and formatting? If the writer has no photochopping skills, encourage the use of captions to make normal images funny.
Miscellaneous:	7.3	Either use Template:Pee to workout an average for you ({{pee|7|9|8|5}} in this case), or give a score to compensate for the article's overall quality--something that can't always be assessed by the previous numbers alone.
Final Score:	36.3	Overall summation. How much can it be improved and what are the most important areas to work on.
Reviewer:	Please sign using the normal ~~~~

not sure what you mean as regards uploading images in reference to your message on my page. --Romartus 11:46, 28 February 2009 (UTC)