User talk:MaDeR

Any comments? Write it here. --MaDeR 08:09, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Kingship

I HEREBY CROWN YOU KING

In great honor of many crusades on this article, dating back to the beginning of time itself, and for willingness to wage war of the most bloody kind, I hereby award User:MaDeR the crown and kingship of Poland on 15:02, 24 March 2006 (UTC). Long live the King!

--His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great15:02, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

Furthermore, I retract my earlier declaration of war AGAINST Poland, and hearby offer you a pledge of my loyalty to protect it. --His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great06:42, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

Great Job

Despite what others may think, I think your patrolling of Poland is doing it a lot of good. Want to collaborate sometime a Nicolaus Copernicus article?

--His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great14:58, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

See here for answer. Thanks. :) --MaDeR 21:30, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

Hmm....didn't know there was an article under Copernicus. Poop. --His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great01:32, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

Bogdan Raczynski

Mader,

The article in question is not mine (although given my sense of humor it's an honest and quite understandible mistake), and while personally I don't really care for the article myself, I make it a point not to judge what constitutes as a funny article. However, with the 400+ orphans currently on Special:Lonelypages, I place them by whatever detail I can manage to find from them. In this case, the article stated the person was Polish so I created the section with that purpose in mind. While I don't believe the page effects the overall quality of Poland, if you can find a better place then by all means place it somewhere more appropriate (perhaps a "People who claim to be/wish they were/nobody care's about Polish section ?) or simply nominate it for VFD. MadMax 16:29, 20 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Funny!

Yes, it is funny. Just because you lack humour, you shouldn't delete it.129.13.186.1 15:32, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

I suppose you talk about "invasion jokes". There are already in "history of Poland". Do you actually read whole article about Poland?? And I have a sense of humour, not sense of senselessly repeated boring shit. --MaDeR 12:03, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

Look, you as a Pole are totally biased. You should stay away from the article, because if everyone deletes the things he feels offended by Uncyclopedia will be empty soon.129.13.186.2 12:10, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

I don't feel offended about your entry - simply in article already was invasion jokes. And article is LONG. Selection is neccessary.

Besides, I'm Pole, but it is NOT a sure indicator of bias. I contribute many things into Poland article, and it was not praises. Other Poles contribute, too. Do you say that United States Of America should be written by anyone other than Americans?

See in history, who wrote "History of Poland". And shot your fuck up. :>