User talk:Lemonpie
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Lemonpie, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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WTF[edit source]
Spam one more time, and I shall personally destroy your soul. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 02:49, 20 July 2013 (UTC)
- ( im sory 4 spaming. i thort uncyclopedia let u spam? so how do i b a gud person n maaybee a moderayter in footure?
Lemonpie (talk) 02:52, 20 July 2013 (UTC)
oh 4 da rekord, im actully 22 fyi, not 10 so yah
Lemonpie (talk) 02:55, 20 July 2013 (UTC)
WAT HAPPEND? Y U LOOSE MY EDITS? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Lemonpie (talk) 03:04, 20 July 2013 (UTC)
- You are so not 22. I can spell twenty times better than you, and I'm a fucking bisexual (with a androgyny fetish) 15 year old. Also, your sig sucks. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 03:35, 20 July 2013 (UTC)
Get out of here, spammer.[edit source]
We don't like your kind in these parts. ~[ths] UotM 
03:04, 07/20/2013
- ( sory, bt how 2 be gud? i thort dis paeg 4 troling?
Dear Lemonpie[edit source]
I hate to be rude in a civil humour website but
Thank you for your time Zzz 
16:45, 22 July, 2013 (UTC)
I wuld liek 2 be unbannd[edit source]
i got bannd on freenode.net and #uncyclopedia, can u unban me?
- HAHAHAHA, NO. If you can spell at least 10 sentences without your shitty misspelling of words, then I will personally vouch for your unbanning. Until then, kindly take your ass to encyclopedia dramatica. Thank you for your time.
i try then.. could i please be unbanned? i would like to say sorry for spamming. i want to be a better person. i do not want to spam anymore. maybe teach me to spell better because Google Translate helped me. um, i do not know what else to say. this is eight. this is nine. this is ten.