User talk:Laser
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Laser, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 12:33, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
Apparent Vanity Policy Violation[edit source]
I'd like to inform you that the article you just wrote, "Daniel Riley", was likely in violation of our vanity policies. It has since been deleted, and if it is recreated violating said policies again, you will receive a 36-hour block. Uncyclopedia deletes vanity articles because 99% of the time, they just aren't funny to us. I'm sure it could be the most hilarious thing to you and your buddies, but the rest of us are standing around scratching our heads in bewilderment. Also, writing libel about people you know is not tolerated here. An alternative you could pursue is placing your article as a subpage of your userpage, eg. User:Laser/Daniel Riley. If you believe I'm mistaken (and there's a good chance I could be), please leave me a note on my talk page and I'll double-check. Thanks. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 12:33, 16 March 2007 (UTC)