User talk:Lachybus

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Help

Then template on your userpage states that you require help. Feel free to contact me on my userpage and ask away :) (Bonner) (Talk) Apr 21, 15:13

Just testing my sig

sig test 1--Lachybus The talking page is here 12:28, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

PEE Review

Hi Lachybus, first of all thank you, we always appreciate people helping out on PEE review and giving their time to help out other writers. However on checking your recent review I noticed that it fell below the standard that we expect. If you aren't sure what your reviews should look like then take a quick look at the guidelines.

Thanks again for helping out, hopefully I will see you around PEE review a bit more in future. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:55, July 31, 2010 (UTC)