User talk:Johnathon

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• OMFG j00 recked my article on gnars barky!!!! j00 added taht table tihn wit d3h nrv stap!!!! --Johnathon 23:21, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

STFU

First of all, stop attacking other users. You're article sucks dick, and he was justified in NRVing it. Secondly, dont fucking edit people's user pages to complain. Thats what talk pages are for. Quit bitching and make the article decent, or you will be blocked. Stop being a dumbass and typing like you are too. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 00:24, 4 August 2006 (UTC)