User talk:JoeM007
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, JoeM007, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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(Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 20:57, August 7, 2007
Adoption[edit source]
I saw that you wanted adoption. Do you want me to adopt you?--Sir Manforman 
14:14, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
- No problem, if you have any questions, drop by a note on my talkpage.--Sir Manforman
22:04, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
Mikuru beam[edit source]
This article seems to be entirley as if it's a list, so I tagged it with ICU. Make it so it isn't listy, maybe by combining the existing content into paragraphs. Also, don't add vanity links into articles, when you linked to User:JoeM007 and User:Manforman, there not appropriate for main space articles Here's a list of helpful links you should check out:
- Oh, and I Pee-Reviewed Lucky Star--Sir Manforman 00:47, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
- Oh, and I Pee-Reviewed Lucky Star--Sir Manforman
Your articles...[edit source]
I know your articles have been huffed, but I'm sure if you try harder, they won't be huffed. Take a look and read the welcome links (UN:DUMB specifically) and the other ones, and you'll be a lot better in writing. You also haven't been staying in touch with me, I could probably help you in your writing, feel free to leave a message on my talk page--Sir Manforman 23:24, 17 October 2007 (UTC)