User talk:Jippa
Welcome![edit source]
Oh hey, Jippa! I didn't see you there! Sorry, I was too busy making articles unlike you. Anywho, welcome to Uncyclopedia. We hope you have a good time here. In soviet russia, good time here have you!
Anyway, here are some links to see if you have the time:
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- How to be funny and not just stupid
There are more of them, but those three are the most important.
Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. If you don't, then we'll have to go to the history and discover who made the edit, and add a template for it. We're all not maids you know.
When you create an article, please make an encyclopedic subject, don't do an article about how you and your friend had a pillow fight or that teacher you really hate gave you an F on your math test. It is best to start by creating them in your userspace, for example:User:Jippa/Insert Title Here. If you are not finished, you can add a {{construction}} template.
If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Or talk to your imaginary friends. Or, if you're really confused, drop into the orphanage and you'll get adopted by one of these users. Cool, huh?
One more thing. Sometimes all us users here at Uncyclopedia get a bit hungry. I provide lollipops for everyone. Go to User:Lollipop/The Lollipop Shop and order any flavour there. If you don't see a flavour you want, you can request a new flavour. It could be shit flavour, yuky doody flavour, anything you want. And they are sweet and juicy lollipops. Your mouth will water for one of these. If you want one, order on the talk page or on my talkpage.
As I say, let the licking begin! --
Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:25, March 29, 2011 (UTC)