User talk:Jimbob12321
♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥[edit source]
The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!
- Beginner's Guide - this has lots of really cool stuff in it. I think.
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your grandmother, your gay teachers, or your dog.
- How to Be Funny and Not Just Stupid - how to be loved, even though you smell bad, and occasionally experience the uncontrollable urge to dance to 80's music.
If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!
- About Uncyclopedia and The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to Get Started Editing on Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages
One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (
) button at the top of the little edit box thingy.
Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love,
Vanity[edit source]
The vanity policies, to which you were linked in Ethine's welcome message, state that articles about non-notable people aren't allowed. Your Jim fryer article falls under this category and will likely be deleted the next time an admin passes around. If you like you can move the text into your userspace (such as at User:Jimbob12321/Jim fryer) where it will be safe from deletion. Just giving you fair warning and nudging you towards the vanity policy page so you know what's kosher. --Andorin Kato 22:58, July 12, 2010 (UTC)