User talk:Jewlz

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Welcome![edit source]

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HMC Topic[edit source]

Your topic is: UnNews:Flintstones Gummy Vitamins Addiction – roza 00:27, 8 February 2019 (UTC)

Hey, your article is due in four hours (midnight EST). Submit it on the HMC page by then. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 01:10 9 February 2019

Thank you for participating in Happy Monkey 2019![edit source]

2019 Happy Monkey Award!
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Congratulations, Happy Monkey Contestant, for participating in the 2019 Happy Monkey Contest! Better luck next time, bozo!


Although technically you didn't even write a word! Still, here's your participation trophy! – roza 04:36, 11 February 2019 (UTC)