User talk:Jewlz
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HMC Topic[edit source]
Your topic is: UnNews:Flintstones Gummy Vitamins Addiction – roza☭ 00:27, 8 February 2019 (UTC)
- Hey, your article is due in four hours (midnight EST). Submit it on the HMC page by then. →
L A B O R A T O R I E S 01:10 9 February 2019
Thank you for participating in Happy Monkey 2019![edit source]
Although technically you didn't even write a word! Still, here's your participation trophy! – roza☭ 04:36, 11 February 2019 (UTC)