User talk:JebusUD

Crunchberry famine of 1652

Try to expand the effects of the famine section, add a few more pics with captions...try writing your stuff in word as you would in the wiki window, and you can check spelling. HTBFANJS is a good place to look at for editing tips. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 19:38, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

Created Crunchberry famine of 1652 today, gonna start on Horatio's Charge soon. --JebusUD 01:51, 20 May 2006 (UTC)

Re: NRVing your UnNews story

Hey - so I didn't actually look at the history on that "Man Swallows Fish Tank" story until now, and I agree that your additions have made it far better than the original 1 sentence piece of crap it was. But nevertheless, I still think it needs improvement - at least even just lengthwise. I do appreciate you trying to help out - please don't take my NRV personally :).

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