User talk:JamesTwisleton
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Hello JamesTwisleton, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm a lazy so and so, so I paste it in. But if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just some random person robot putting his nose in where it possibly might not be wanted...
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Again, welcome! -- MrN 
22:53, Mar 27
Thought it was automatic mate. I did read what you wrote and looked at the links, honestly guv! How long do you want me to keep my page like this? :) JamesTwisleton 23:45, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
- Hea, this is no police state! You do what you feel happy with... I just wanted to let you know some of us are actually human here. It is kinda a tradition to leave the welcome message at the top, but if it's really bugging you, get shot of it. You might find someone else adds another one mind! As you can tell... Many of us have far too much free time on our hands! MrN
23:51, Mar 27
- I'll leave it at the top :) thanks for the warm welcome JamesTwisleton 00:59, 28 March 2008 (UTC)