User talk:Inferno-Mouse

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Hello, Inferno-Mouse, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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OK, I know you may have seen this message on lots of other people's pages, but I still had to come to your page to leave it here. If you have absolutely any questions, no matter how trivial, feel free to ask me here.

Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind as a brand new user, especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide.

• Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early efforts being deleted on sight.
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• Always remember rule 2 and be constructive and civil at all times. It works (mostly) and it won't get you banned.
• Have fun, that is after all why we are all here.

Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeXBox360 16:33, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Also...

I've been rather enjoying that article you're working on - nice to see a new user who A; understands what an Uncyc article should be and B; can write at an above first grade level. Once you've added some images, it ought to look great. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:36, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

I agree, good stuff, also I think I'm going to have to call you Danger-Mouse, as I love that show. Keep up the good work. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 16:54, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

I shouldn't worry about length too much - girth is far more important it's easy to ruin an article that would have worked better had it been short and sweet by filling it up with unnecessary packaging and some of the best articles on the site are quite short. Secondly, ignore ChiefjusticeDS because he likes Dangermouse. As anyone worth listening to knows, Dangermouse is little more than a poor substitute for Duckula. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:04, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

You take that back this second. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 17:07, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

In the heart of Transylvania, in the vampire hall of fame, yeah, there's not a vampire zanier than.. DUCKULA! --Inferno-Mouse 17:09, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Night of the Living Dead, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

In future don't add untrue "facts" in your articles - it doesn't make for a good impression with people who want real information

..? uhm - okay.. --Inferno-Mouse 23:42, August 16, 2010 (UTC)