User talk:In Soviet Russia, username choose you

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I do not guarantee to sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box or even log-in, automatically producing my name and any old date. --In Soviet Russia, username choose you 20:18, 35 Novembust 1649 (GMT)

If I need help, I might ask in the Forums, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with an insulting message and hope someone will not come along and help if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedia Adopt-a-Noob program is there to turn experienced editors straight to you.

If I have any burning questions I will ask for firelighters or join IRC channel at; irc://irc.freenode.net/uncyclopedia

In Soviet Russia, IRC channel will talk me at:

• server: irc.freenode.net
• port: 6667
• channel: #uncyclopedia

And finally If none of the above I can use the :irc.wikia.com/uncyclopedia web based CGI client

In Soviet Russia, I will be hope create many funny articles not for westerners. You can decide which article comes first by voting here.

 

::Which of these articles should be written before it is invented first by the Chinese?

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::Micro-Angelo (worlds smallest artist and chief decorator of the Pristine Chappel)

::Cholls Dah-Wein (Greatest chinese inventor, scientist, medicine man and philosopher of all time)

::Stollen from Ivor (Russia's best export fruit pie-like dessert; recipe soon)

::Snowmen (a.k.a. Men in White)

::The Loch-Chess monster

::

There were 0 votes since the poll was created on 16:28, 15 January 2013.

poll-id 56907BFB6DE2AE1BF90E694BF4C3B537

 

Many less to come unless ideas are first stolen. In Soviet Russia, username choose you 21:58, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

 

Please note I only discovered unencyclopedia in November 2007 and will therefore be in the running for Noob-of-the-month on Dec 1st 2007. If I do not win this award I will re-register with a different username every month until I do get one.

 

My Articles

• NTSC
• Trumpet Weevil

Some of my contributions

Tesco

New Marketing strategy.

Sainsbury are even circumventing the "Recruiting at the school gates" laws by allowing their head of marketing (Celebrity chef and pukking idiot) Jamie Oliver to go into schools and cook School dinners while pushing the Sainsbury ethos that you have to visit Sainsbury's if you want good wholesome, not-for-chav, expensive, flavour-packed food instead of the reformed turkey products available at Tesco.

However Autumn 2007 saw the rivalry intensified when Tesco signed up the Spice Girls to head their new marketing strategy, pushing to the forefront of the British publics mind the ethos that if they can recycle five old bags so can you and reconstituted, reformed old turkey is cheap you know.

See also, The Tesco Slogan vote.

Muppets

History.

It is a matter of oppinion that all muppets originated by originally starting their origination in the original United States of Australia. Original supporters of this theory claim that this must be the original case since Australians spend much of their time around bars being loud-mouthed with their non-original complaints about Fuzzy Bea-yahr.

Please note: it is highly unlikely that this theory is original according to two old gits sitting in a box at the back of the theatre. Readers should be advised that this is nothing to worry about as we have paid Bruce Forsyth to set fire to them. No muppets will be harmed during this procedure (except the two on fire at the back obviously).