User talk:Ibnelard

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Welcome!

Hey, Ibnelard, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for making an account here. Hopefully, you'll like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid - a helpful guide to help your writing

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Lebanon

Thanks for deciding to leave the subject; as I said, the content of the article isn't meant to be taken seriously. We make fun of everything here, if it makes you feel better :) —Pelozurian (talk) 20:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

No Hard feelings Paizuri :-) the fact is that after all we have seen in Lebanon, we feel the necessity of defending our homeland and the data spread about it over the web, I get that Uncyclopedia is meant for fun, and as I said I am a regular reader of its pages, and I already explained why I decided to publish some lines. All the best .Ibnelard

Well then, I hope you stay around and contribute some more, if you're ready to move on. :D —Pelozurian (talk) 20:47, 30 May 2010 (UTC)