User talk:I use Wikipedia

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, I use Wikipedia, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

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Oh sorry. I thought that uncyclopedia is a funny wiki so I thought it was okay to be funny. Sorry about that. I use Wikipedia (talk) (Unfortunately, I got banned PERMANENTLY on Wikipedia for various reasons.) 23:31, 11 June 2024 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia is a funny wiki and it is okay to be funny. But, so far, your edits aren't what I'd call "funny" - and, since you got reverted, I doubt the admins think that either. All you've done is delete content from someone else's article for no good reason and meddle with the Italian Uncyclopedia for no reason (I mean, I don't know if they're racists as you say; but even if they were, there probably are better [and funnier] ways to critizise that). If you want to know what we consider "funny" around here, you can always read How to be funny and not just stupid. DaniPine3 (talk) 23:44, 11 June 2024 (UTC)

Dude

what the hell was that? DaniPine3 (talk) 08:18, 10 August 2024 (UTC)

Block appeal

Please read my user page. It says "My username is I use Wikipedia but I actually use Nookipedia." My username is just for humor. Also I thought uncyclopedia was supposed to be funny. I use Wikipedia (talk) (Unfortunately, I got banned PERMANENTLY on Wikipedia for various reasons.) 04:36, 11 August 2024 (UTC)

The whole "Committing the worst crimes imaginable (using Wikipedia)" was simply a joke from the admin and not the real reason you got blocked. People don't get actually blocked simply from using Wikipedia here, that'd be pretty distopian if you ask me. I think it should be obvious why you really got blocked: none of your edits were made in good faith. All you've done is delete content from several articles and replace them with unfunny nonsense. Not a single time did you try make a good-faithed contribution to the project. It makes me wonder if you're here solely to piss people off. If you keep like this, you'll sure be banned for more than just 2 days... DaniPine3 (talk) 09:05, 11 August 2024 (UTC)

Also, as I said before, Uncyclopedia is funny. That's the whole reason you got blocked: you're unfunny as hell. In no world is replacing the work from multiple editors with unfunny crap like "holy cow" or "hi" repeated multiple times considered "funny". You're not funny at all, but if you don't want to realize of your "unfunnyness"; well, that's your problem. DaniPine3 (talk) 09:18, 11 August 2024 (UTC)

Wait he just said that he's infinitely blocked on Wikipedia for breaking NOTHERE lol, appeal failed. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 09:50, 11 August 2024 (UTC)