User talk:I-Am-Royaltea

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Greetings, fellow cyclist!

Just popping by to say hello, even if you are a lycra-clad roadie :) I'm more into the MTB side of things, as you've probably guessed from the last sentence; but hey, we're all cyclists at the end of the day. Keep on ridin', my friend! RabbiTechno 14:21, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

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I was into BMX back in the 80s, so nowadays I'm into the dirtjump scene - I find road bikes don't appreciate that sort of riding. Having done 120miles on a road bike at my own pace, I'm not so sure if MTB is harder than competitive road racing must be anyway. TT lloks like pure torture to me, and as for hill climbs...I suppose all us cyclists are just masichists at the end of the day. RabbiTechno 14:47, 13 August 2007 (UTC)