"When you have a good day, you don't feel the pedals. Having days like that is what it's all about. Not that it happens that often but even if it only happens once a year, it is still worth all the hours of training you have put in." Pierrick Fedrigo, Bouygues Telecom

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Rite I am Nathan and my hobbies include thinking about cycling in spanish class, music, breaking speed limits on bikes, basketball and arguments. I like sprinting and climbing and can tt if i want. I'm in U14's this year and my fastest time for 10 miles is 27.10. I'm leaving my skool and moving to the college which is kinda sad but cool at the same time.

<<^^Heroes<<^^

My life in the summer months consist of getting up late, eating brunch, phoning adam to see what time to go out on the bike at, go for a cycle, finish cycle, change, go up the village on the mountain bike/deathtrap with friends, hang about in estate, go inside, check computer, go to sleep, repeat. MY MSN - Mehaffey1@aol.com

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Me's URL http://www.bebo.com/I-Am-Royaltea

Music[edit | edit source]

Babyshambles, DJ Tiesto, DJ Mangoo, Rob Dougan, The Killers, DJ Mason, Paulo Nuttini, David Guetta VS tHE eGG, Oasis, Snow Patrol, Marcel Woods, Marco V, Drunken Monkey, James Morrisson, Muse, Just Jack, Fall Out Boy, Pendulum, The Fray, The Editors

Films and T.V[edit | edit source]

Forest Gump, Smallville, Friends, QI, The Blame Game, Give My Head Peace, The Simpsons, 8 Out Of 10 cats, Criminal Minds, CSI, Drop In Tv, My Wife And Kids, Goal, Green Street, Football Factory, Click, Rocky 1, 2 Lucky Number Slevin, Lord of War, Mock The Week, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Top Gear, Alien VS Predator, C'était un rendez-vous, Really want to see State Of Grace

Hobbies[edit | edit source]

Cycling, Football and Rugby is O.K I support Liverpool but not that interested in football anymore. Making movies on the computer. I love playing basketball and watching american football

Hates and Fears[edit | edit source]

ITV : The Mint such a crap program, My front wheel coming off at 50mph, Falling off while standing still, Cold Pasta, Art, Insomnia, Skipping gears, Fake Bebo Sites eg. Zac Efron Fake Bebo Finders My computer freezing My DVDs or PS2 Games gettin scratches Hitting my knee off the end of my tri-bars, Cycling Ulster Not uploading any pictures of my last race, When I idiotically try to play football and get soundly beaten by a group of twelve year olds, Sudden downpours when u still have 8 miles to go by yourself, Toepoking a football and breaking a toenail, AOL 9.0 (Not Responding)

Happiest When[edit | edit source]

Crossing the line first in a sprint (Savour It While It Lasts)

Cycling[edit | edit source]

^^^^ Racing at Hamiltonsbawn 2007 came first yeh^^^^ I go cycling with the Orchard Wheelers most Saturdays nd I go cycling about two more times a week by myself or with Turner, Mantus, Ryan and Adam. I started cycling last October and joined the Orchard Wheelers at Christmas. The furthest I've ever cycled is 61miles. My favourite thing in cycling is sprinting and hill-climbing and starting to get into tts. My top speed on the bike was 42mph down a massive hill which some eejit decided to put gravel on halfway down.

Addictions[edit | edit source]

1). Cycling 2). Diet Coke caffeine free or if none around Coke Zero 3). Eurosport 410 4). Extreme Sport 419 5). Chocolate 6). Smart ass comments 7). Thinking about a new bike 8). How to get out of doing work? 9). De Marchi Stuff ---my top websites---- 10). www.bebo.com 11). www.youtube.com 12). www.europort.co.uk 13). www.roadcyclinguk.com 14). www.wikipedia.org 15). www.thepiratebay.org 16). www.flixster.com 17). www.bbc.co.uk/radio1 18). www.cyclingulster.com 19). www.myspace.com 20). www.irishcycling.com

Cycling-Related Humour[edit | edit source]

Why bikes are better than women?

The only protection you have to wear when riding your bicycle is a decent helmet. You can ride a bike any day of the month. You can upgrade your bike, component by component, as you can afford it. If you get tired of the way your bike looks, you can just paint it. You get detailed specifications, before you buy. You can share your bike with friends. You don't have to move into a bigger apartment just to hang a bike from the wall. Bikes don't care how many other bikes you have ridden. When riding, you and your bike always come at the same time. The name is printed on the frame in nice big letters in case you forget. Bikes don't whine unless something is really wrong. You can impress your buddies with the quality of your bike by letting them take it for test ride. If someone steals your bike, you can get a better one the very next day. If you say things to your bike you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again. You don't have to take a shower before riding your bike. You can adjust the riding position in 1 mm increments until it's completely comfortable to ride for days on end. You can ride a bike for three years without feeling like you have to keep it until you die. If anything doesn't work the way you want, you can get it fixed at the local bike shop for $24.95. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you discard it. If you get a new bike you don't have to keep sending money to the old one.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO CYCLING IF....

You hear someone had a crash and your first question is "How's the bike?" You have stopped even trying to explain to your other half why you need more than one bike...you just go buy another one and figure it will all work out in the divorce settlement. You buy your crutches instead of renting. You see nothing wrong with discussing the connection between hydration and urine color. You find your Shimano touring shoes to be more comfortable and stylish than your new trainers You refuse to buy a settee because that patch of wall space is taken up by the bike. You have more money invested in your bike clothes than in the rest of your combined wardrobe. "Four cheeseburgers and four large French Fries" is for you. You see a fit, tanned, Lycra-clad young thing ride by, and the first thing you check out is his or her bicycle. You empathize with the roadkill. Despite all that winter weight you put on, you'll take off weight by buying titanium components Your current bike is older than your grown up children. Your first course when you eat out is a large banana split. You yell "Car!" when passing another car, and "Bump!" when you see a pothole - while driving your car. Your bike has more miles on its computer then your car's odometer. You wear your bike shorts swimming. You wear Voodoo T-shirts all the time, including under dress shirts. Your bikes are worth more than your car. You buy a people-carrier and immediately remove the rear seats to allow your bike(s) to fit. When you move to a new area the first thing you look for is a bike shop. You have more bike jerseys than low-cut tops. You take your bike along when you shop for a car - just to make sure the bike will fit inside. You view crashes as an opportunity to upgrade components. You clean your bike(s) more often then your house. You spend weeks during the summer spraying arrows on the sides of roads. You and your significant other have and wear identical riding clothes. You put your bike in your car and the value of the total package increases by a factor of 4 (or better). You can't seem to get to work by 8:30 AM, even for important meetings, but you don't have any problems at all meeting your mates at 5:30 AM for a hundred-miler. You regard inter-gender discussion of your genital pain/size/shape/utility as normal. Your New Years resolution is to put more miles on your bike than your car, and you do it. You can tell your other half, with a straight face that it's to hot to mow the lawn and then bike off for a century. You know your cadence, but you have no idea what your speed is. When driving your car you lean over the steering wheel, just like an aerobar. Your kids bring a rear derailleur to "Show & Tell". Your car sits outside your garage because your garage is full of bikes and cycling gear. A measurement of 44-36-40 doesn't refer to the latest Playboy centrefold, but that new gear ratio you were considering. You wear your heart monitor to bed to make sure you stay within your target zone during any extracurricular activities. You experience an unreasonable envy over someone who has bar end extenders longer than yours. You're too tired for hanky-panky on a Friday night but pump out a five-hour century on Saturday. There is no time like the present, for postponing what you ought to be doing, and go bicycling instead... You no longer require a hankie to blow your nose.

Additions from me

You took the frame from the Porche Poster and put the Cervelo P3 Carbon in the frame instead You take the day off to perfect your tri-bars for tomorrow's time trial.