User talk:Huz 828
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Huz 828, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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Yo I'm 19 attending Cincinnati University and just want to spread the new that were in the BIG XII. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Huz 828 (talk • contribs)
- This is not the place for that. First off, this is a satire encyclopedia, which means that we don't have facts here, but funnies. Second. check UN:VANITY. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:30, 17 September 2024 (UTC)
Also please don't vandalize my talk page thank you very much DaniPine3 (talk) 18:34, 17 September 2024 (UTC)
Dude, seriously...[edit source]
Please stop spamming. Your articles are going to get deleted anyways when an admin comes, so it's not worth it anyways. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:36, 17 September 2024 (UTC)
What's wrong with adding articles about sports. Bro u got one heck of a problem r u trying to screw me over. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Huz 828 (talk • contribs)
- Well, it might be the fact that they’re literally just copied straight from Wikipedia. We’re not trying to be a Wikipedia clone, but rather a Wikipedia parody that focuses on humor. Flat out copying a Wikipedia article isn’t funny in the slightest.
21:32, 17 September 2024 (UTC)
Ive switch to using sources from the South Eastern Conference official website, because copying wiki ain't cool u know.
The South Eastern Conference official website is a very accurate source – Preceding unsigned comment added by Huz 828 (talk • contribs)
- Did you literally not read what i just wrote to you? We’re not focused on being a factual wiki at all. Using better sources isn’t gonna save your articles when they’re not funny.
- Also, sign your comments, please. 21:38, 17 September 2024 (UTC)