User talk:Henrythegreat

Welcome!

Hello, Henrythegreat, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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Hi, and welcome again!

Hello, Henrythegreat, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. Just two things I want to clear up: First off, it's okay to ask for help on someone's talk page, but if you're going to do that, please sign your name with four tildes (as stated above) so he knows who you are. Otherwise, he'll end up helping 127.0.0.1 or someone else. Second off, I've noticed your contributions... Hmm. Well, thanks for the 545th "Your Mom" joke that I've heard this month. And I don't think it has anything to do with my mom... My point is that you might want to read HTBFANJS. It has some great advice on being funny and not just stupid, which is one of the two rules of Uncyclopedia. Yes, two. It's worked so far. Anyways, to recap:

• Be funny and not just stupid
• Sign your name on talk pages, like so:

» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 00:37, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Hi And welcome for the third time

What do you need? ~ 14:26, 24 June 2008 (UTC)