User talk:Guymandude

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Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 02:21, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks for voting in favor of my article. You're a guy, mandude. :) --THINKER 23:50, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

For posting a review on my article. If you'd like, maybe you could help me fix up some of the formatting a bit.Spatz 22:57, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Rejoice, Guymandude! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Thank You!

Thank you for choosing
The Red Pill

You've exhibited the capacity for the
divine truths of existence

(*even if you were originally just trying to shed some poundage before the big cruise).

And that vote definitely paid off. :) --THINKER 04:05, 27 May 2007 (UTC)