User talk:GuerrillaClock

A user. Co-Creator of the famed detective szlampy, with Leneface (www.detectiveszlampy.blogspot.com) and Commando Physics Quiz. Will never be seen around sharks. Gave Bill Gates the formula for cancer.

BUFF YOU.

GuerrillaClock's hobby. (Will never be seen in a USA hat).

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Just letting you know I have moved your article GuerillaClock to Commando Physics Quiz to give it a more appropriate title. Have a nice day! -- Hindleyite 11:03, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

Hello CHRIS, you raging sack of testorone!