User talk:Gingerbreadlord

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Incidentally...

...what Chaos has long needed is some decent images. If you're any good with Photoshop, Sophia (the potato) flattened out and shaped like a Mandelbrot Set might be effective. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:46, June 11, 2010 (UTC) well i'm not good at photoshop and i don't know what a mandelbrot set is but i'm thinking about making the page go more chaotic when scrollindown resulting in captain obvious stating something irrelevant and captain irrelevant understating the page.

This is a Mandelbrot Set. However, from what you're saying you're going to give the page a more chaotic look rather than write about chaos as a mathematical concept, so the image idea wouldn't really fit with the article anyway. Looking forward to seeing your completed work! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:07, June 11, 2010 (UTC)