User talk:Gilbert gotfried

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THANKS A LOT! THIS WILL GIVE ME A CHANCE TO TRY OUT MY NEW SIGNATURE! Gilbert gotfried 06:56, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT DIDN'T WORK. Gilbert gotfried 07:00, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Go to your preferences which can be found at the top of your scren and scroll down to the signature section and write {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Gilbert gotfried/SIG}} and then save it at the bottom, it should work then. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:05, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

THANKS SNOWMAN! YOU'RE A LOT OF HELP!I'M GILBERT GOTFRIED AND THIS IS MY SIG. 07:13, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

GILBERT

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 07:09, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

ROMAN DOG BIRD? WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS THAT? WERE YOU DRINKING AND POINTING TO RANDOM WORDS IN THE DICTIONARY? I'M GILBERT GOTFRIED AND THIS IS MY SIG. 07:13, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Oh cut down RDB -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:45, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

BANNED???

NO!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 16:30, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

He's not really banned, I was traveling to Damascus and was struck blind but a voice that sounded strangely like a used to be duck cried out "Kevillips why have you forsaken me?" and I said "it was not me, but She that must be obeyed, that's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight, blinded by the light, wrapped up like a deuce another runner in the the night". --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:45, May 28, 2011 (UTC)