User talk:Fr0sty

Welcome!

Hello, Fr0sty, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

• Beginner's Guide
• Help Pages
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid

Chief welcomes you!

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but most people enjoy writing something while they are here. If you are critical and think the world would be infinitely better if everyone listened to you, then you should become a teacher, but check out Pee Review while they make sure you aren't a sex offender.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. You can also look into the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program.

OK, I know you may have seen this message on lots of other people's pages, but I still had to come to your page to leave it here. If you have absolutely any questions, no matter how trivial, feel free to ask me here.

Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind as a brand new user, especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide.

• Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early efforts being deleted on sight by these guys.
• If you want to create an article, then simply follow this link: User:Fr0sty/My sandbox (obviously you can change the "My sandbox" part to say anything you like). Please don't create articles on this page as this is where other users can contact you.
• Always remember rule 2 and be constructive and civil at all times. It works (mostly) and it won't get you banned.
• Have fun, that is after all why we are all here.

Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeXBox360 09:57, March 5, 2010 (UTC)

Are you a fake?

Your name sounds a lot like Frosty. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:30, November 10, 2012 (UTC)

No, just Gale5050 just attempting to set off Filter 11. --Fr0sty (talk) 13:51, 13 March 2021 (UTC)

March 2021

You can watch Uncyclopedia, but you can't shag the sheep.

Oops... looks like you are having problems that landed you in jail for some time. Once the guards release you, please be sure to check the local laws to make sure you understand what you did wrong. If you feel like you have been wrongly imprisoned, then you may grab the attention of a guard by copying the following code onto the bottom of your talk page: {{unblock|reason=Your reason here}}. Please be sure to provide a valid reason, or else... you will find your mouth taped shut for the duration of your jailtime, or possibly see it extended.

By Cassie. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk!  See me on WP! Do not click before August   00:18, 15 March 2021 (UTC)