User talk:Expletive Deleted

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Filipino

Hi,

Your edits in the article on Filipino are most welcome. However, make sure the article doesn't get fucked up. What you did was "rephrase" a few words here and there, add some lines to the list, and worse was you deleted whole paragraphs. Seriously dude, it messes up the article that "I" wrote.

I don't want to be accused of being an ass by "owning" the article and restricting edits. Honestly I retain the good edits just as long as they are original. Let's say you wrote a similar article and then someone comes barging in, deleting what you have written and replacing it with nonsense, would you be happy too?

That is what you are doing right now.

You may add whole new sections. I welcome that, provided it is in the same thought or will serve as a continuation of the existing one. Please remember, we respect each other's work here. What you are doing is messing up someone else's idea.

Also, I guess you are new here and don't know the rules. I noticed that you moved Ian Lopez's copy of the "philippines" article to "Why visit the Philippines". Dude, that is not cool. You don't mess with someone else's userspace unless you have permission from the user itself.

Make the article better.
Don't delete paragraphs or whole sections.
Don't do a revert war.
CONTRIBUTE; meaning add fresh stuff, don't get your ideas from forwarded emails.

Peace out.

--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 03:35, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

DUDE FOR THE LAST TIME DON'T DO A REVERT WAR! YOU EDITED THE PAGE AGAIN WITH BAD EDITS! AND THIS WAS THE SAME EDIT YOU ARE DOING OVER AND OVER AGAIN! IF YOU WANT TO BE A CONTRIBUTOR, ADD FRESH STUFF!!! MARUNONG KA BA UMINTINDI? --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 03:46, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

WHY DID YOU MOVE THE ARTICLE I CREATED?

Look pal, are you autistic or something? I tried to be nice, but now I'm drawing the line. First you bombard us with your retard edits and then do a revert war............NOW YOU FUCKING MOVE THE PAGE I CREATED??? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE SO STUPID SACK OF SHIT??? STAY AWAY FROM MY ARTICLE YOU FUCKTARD! --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 06:28, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

So

When you return tomorrow I urge you to read what Gilgal told you (try to stick to the lower case bits) and maybe read the welcome message again. The cabal here does not care for edit wars, telling other users to "eat me" and moving articles for no reason. Let's talk about it next time before we piss off people. ~ 07:27, 19 May 2008 (UTC)