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{{User Imperial Navy}} copy this to your user page. File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 21:25, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
HiEl terrorista 19:49, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
fail File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 19:50, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
I'm not a failure.El terrorista 19:51, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- you are supposed to put a space in between your message and your sig. File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 19:54, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
sorry. El terrorista 19:56, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- you forgot your sig and the colons File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 20:00, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- how do I make a cool signature. El terrorista 20:02, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- Uncyclopedia:How_To_Get_Started_Editing#Signature_templatesFile:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 20:05, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- I don't get it. El terrorista 20:11, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- please put a signature (person i know) File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 20:13, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- what should I do? El terrorista 20:16, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- put the blonde one and don't have less colons have one more then the last(person I know) File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 20:17, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- now look at this example User:GBA2005/sig2 File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 20:18, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- How did you make that? El terrorista 20:20, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- What's "the blond one"? El terrorista 20:23, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- she sent you an e-mail File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 20:26, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- GBA2005 are you still there? El terrorista 20:38, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- so anyway terror, i need you to creat the adgenda File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 20:39, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- Is it alright if I still talk here? _The Blonde one
- O.K. just don't send me e-mails O.K. El terrorista 20:45, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- Sorry, it's GBA2005's fault *sticks tongue out* _The Blonde One
- GBA2005, what is the adgenda. El terrorista 20:50, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- go to the imperial navy, look for the center right box (disscusion) and click edit to tell me you got there File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 20:52, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- now what. El terrorista 20:57, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
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Hi GBA2005. El terrorista 19:15, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Hello File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 19:18, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
- Should I Start Adding To Pic Wars? El terrorista 19:21, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
- Yes File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 19:22, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
- Where is it? El terrorista 19:23, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
- check the imperial navy File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 19:24, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
- Forum:Picture Wars: Forum Edition2 File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 19:57, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
