User talk:DragonLizardJareth/FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives

Candidate

Why on God's earth is Stephanie Meyer not on this list?! She should be on for her crimes against humanity.

Suggestions

Any suggestions for people who should be on this list here? --DragonLizardJareth 19:20, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

Cthulhu. --Cthulhu 11:31, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

Actually that's not half bad... maybe in a few days. --DragonLizardJareth 21:25, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

Deletion candidates

Surely the section 'The Group Behind The List' has to die. It's just bad, and would stop dead a lot of people who might get to a good joke later on. Come to think of it, the initial paragraphs have maybe one half-joke in them. Surely this should be more of a parody of the actual most-wanted list, and posters of such. At least for comedy purposes.

Plus on the Gordon Freeman entry. I really enjoyed the Half-Life games and the repetitiveness of Halo bored the arse off me. Why is there some pubescent crossover joke in here? Myocardialinfarction 21:32, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

I can agree to deleting the Group behind the list segment. As for Gordon Freeman, there are plenty of jokes comparing him to the Master Chief as Silent Protagonists. I remember one coming where Freeman freaked the Master Chief out due to his heavy silence... of course he then turned into Weegee. But that's besides the point. Anyway, I'll see about reworking some of the page here. I could always use some help with writing it. --The Dragon Lizard 15:35, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Although for simplicity's sake I changed the Master Chief to the G-man.