User talk:Dmb
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Dmb, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Leggsicon[edit source]
I have placed a copy of the deleted article here. I can't speak for another Admin, but I will say that it may be due to the fact that in the two or three months since the article was started it hasn't expanded into anything longer than a stub. Normally these would be deleted as a matter of course. Also, we've just had a Forest Fire Week, which means that anything that doesn't look like a proper article gets torched.
If you want to carry on editing the above article in the safety of your own namespace area, feel free. Things rarely ever get deleted from user namespaces. Once the article gets to look like something impressive you can ask one of the Admins to move it to the mainspace for you.
Good luck. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
A tip[edit source]
If you don't want your articles to get deleted, try not sucking. -- 
18:41, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
- There's a definite learning curve to uncyclopedia. Perhaps Uncyclopedia:How To Get Started Editing might be useful? At the very least, it might help with your userpage. --Hrodulf 16:34, 19 July 2006 (UTC)