User talk:Danny300

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Hello, Danny300, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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OK, I know you may have seen this message on lots of other people's pages, but I still had to come to your page to leave it here. If you have absolutely any questions, no matter how trivial, feel free to ask me here.

Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind as a brand new user, especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide.

• Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early efforts being deleted on sight.
• If you want to create an article, then simply follow this link: User:Danny300/My sandbox (obviously you can change the "My sandbox" part to say anything you like). Please don't create articles on this page as this is where other users can contact you.
• Always remember rule 2 and be constructive and civil at all times. It works (mostly) and it won't get you banned.
• Have fun, that is after all why we are all here.

Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticePS3 19:50, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

OH Noooo

don't sweat it you can bounce back read the beginers guide and such. I've lost a few articles in the begining. Lordarcadian 21:16, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome too

I see you had problems with your first article. Piffle. The thing to do is put a construction tag on it. That's two of these{{ followed by the word Construction, then two more of those, only backwards. This will save your page for a week after you last edit it. In that week you can read some other articles, some of the good featured ones, to see what people like around here, read some of the things that giant message above tells you about (I don't like most of our welcoming templates, too much info for a noobie all at once) and ask people questions. Don't despair about one article, try again and play! I do this for very few people, but come to a party. Good to have you here, Aleister 21:20 24 7

Thanks. Basically my first article was shite anyway, I probably would have deleted it anyway in a few days. I shall look for something else to write about... like... underpants. Nah, I'll try and find something that's actually funny to write about.--Danny300 21:28, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, you mean Underwear, or Shorts, or Bra, or something else worn down under. And good attitude about your article. Promising. Aleister 21:33 24 7