User talk:Danielcraigs

So You Managed To Register Hello, Danielcraigs, this is Uncyclopedia! Your recent contributions to our lovely establishment has been defined as Gobshite. We here at Uncyclopedia don't take kindly to Gobshite contributions. But fear not, for we have some of the best rehabilitation facilities that Wikia has to offer. Here are some of our links to these fine facilities. Beginner's Guide How to be funny and not just stupid If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia, God forbid, try these: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia How to get started editing on uncyclopedia Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue I know you might feel the need to say something irrelevant in the near future so here are some instructions! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. If you feel the need to piss & moan, tell me about it on my talk page, at the Dump, get banned by an Administrator, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will reluctantly come along and help you. The best thing to do at this point is just to leave! Better yet, vandalize this Administrator's page . Meh, --