User talk:DJ S UNIVERSE Q

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, DJ S UNIVERSE Q, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
• How to be funny and not just stupid

If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
• Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  MrX blow me 14:56, 21 December 2020 (UTC)

Message

Since you have been placed on Ban Patrol by another editor for your self-promotional activities here on Uncyclopedia, I have no choice but to block you from editing for the next week. Please do not treat Uncyclopedia like Facebook or Myspace!

 Cassandra  (talk) 09:27am  December 22, 2020

Sockpuppetry warning

Hi,

I have detected that you may have been using two Uncyclopedia accounts, something which is highly discouraged. As such, I have banned the newest of your two accounts.

Please cease your self-promotional activities now, or a harsher punishment may be used. Your articles still seem somewhat like vanity, so please do something about it lest you want 'em huffed.

Since you were also using the account in order to perform the highly illegal act of ban evasion, I have chosen to extend the block on your account for 30 more days. Any further incidents of ban evasion will result in your account being permanently blocked. The Uncyclopedia administration team knows when you create a 2nd, 3rd or 4th account: we have tools to detect this sort of abuse.

 Cassandra  (talk) 09:39am  December 30, 2020

I don't edit anymore. Since your currently we are take blocked your after 30 days more has been deleted.

Thank you. Md Daniel Faz, DJ S UNIVERSE Q (talk) 09:58, 30 December 2020 (UTC)