User talk:Dǐll Kevlar

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Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for comedy. Good luck!
→L A B O R A T O R I E S 20:49 26 February 2019

U VOTED TO SAVE DAT DIRTY NAZYSHIT OF AIM'S -wait for it- PLODE SO YOU ARE A DIRTY SHIT AND DESERVE TO BURN IN HELL WITH HIM

U VOTED TO SAVE DAT DIRTY NAZYSHIT OF AIM'S -wait for it- PLODE SO YOU ARE A DIRTY SHIT AND DESERVE TO BURN IN HELL WITH HIM

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

Sorry --Dǐll Kevlar (talk) 05:39, 7 December 2019 (UTC)