User talk:Cuke monster
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CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:13, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
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This is funny:
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:Stingrays_declare_war