User talk:Crestville
Welcome![edit source]
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- I hereby claim the dubious title of being the second person to welcome Crestville to these pages. --Andreasegde 15:02, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
- This humour stuff is hard (but infinitely rewarding) but I can look at something what I have wrote like and piss myself silly laughing, and the next day I think it's bollocks. Can you imagine how it was/is for comedy writers? I think that's why the Holy Milligan went bananas so often. I will persist though, as laughter gives the adrenalin glands a goods poke up the bottom, and is far better for your health than reading some twat from Australia's comments about how "This article needs a thorough copy-edit by a professional copy editor" (like him, of course)... :) --Andreasegde 16:03, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
Phil Collins[edit source]
It's the postman! He's the link...
Favourite lines[edit source]
- "The only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there..."
- "They don't like it up-em Mr. Mannering".
--Andreasegde 14:37, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Disraeli Gears[edit source]
Have you thought of moving The Life And Times Of Benjamin Disraeli to the UnBook section? Let me know and I'll do it for you. Think you could probably do with an image or two for the article... :) -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Graham Chapman[edit source]
I didn't replace the content of the article, I deleted it, however, in retrospect, you probably got caught up in the crossfire of a deleting spree so I restored the article, but could you do these two things: 1) correct the spelling - it's terrible. 2) paragraph it, large continuous blocks of text make my eyes bleed. Cheers -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 10:23, 10 June 2007 (UTC)