User talk:Cookie cutter
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Hello, Cookie cutter, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:30, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Because the article consisted of 3 lines of commentary... that just doesn't constitute a "decent" article... if you look around, you'll find that the articles are comprised of much more content.
Don't take it personally... the ability to write a good article will come to you with time -- Prof. Olipro 
KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:01, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
OK, two things;
- SIGN YOUR POSTS with -- ~~~~ that way I know it's you.
- remove the tags too when you're messaging me on my talk page (yes, the <! -- and the -- >) otherwise it hides your comment... which is also really bloody annoying.
OK... here's the deal, it's generally better etiquette to start an article in your userspace since they will never be touched and you can do what you want with them... failing that, I can restore your article for you and slap the WIP template on it; this will then mean that if you don't edit your article from 7 days after the last edit it gets deleted and when the article is ready... you can remove the tag, although if it's crap, it'll still get deleted. anyway... whatddya say? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:11, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Am I not getting through to you? ADD --~~~~ AT THE END OF YOUR MESSAGES! also... I've restored your article, it's here -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:19, 7 May 2007 (UTC)