User talk:Coal600

Welcome!

Hello, Coal600, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Thank you very much, Starnestommy. I look forward to performing actions that will get my banned. Coal600 01:18, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

On Account Deletion

Unfortunately, there is currently no actual way to completely 'delete' an account. Once it is registered it will always be in the database as having existed. If you'd like, however, your account could be banned and your user page deleted, as that's about the closest we could get to actually deleting the account. -RAHB 01:51, May 22, 2012 (UTC)